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A very dry joke that buzz kills your entire day. A term used to embarrass someone who makes a terrible joke.
Person 1: Terrible Joke
*Silence, Awkwardness*
Person 2: "GP."
by Gurpreet C January 22, 2011
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Grandparent - the posting above the one you're replying to. Occasionally seen with multiple Gs for greater depth - i.e. GGP for great-grandparent, GGGP, for great-great-grandparent, etc.
I agree with the GP in saying that voting machines should be more secure.
by pacpacpacpac November 06, 2009
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g.p's is an acronym which stands for granny panies.
and if you don't know what granny panies are than you have two options, #1 look it up on the urban dictionary or #2 go through your grandma's drawers, im 100% you'll find one there!
-yo check out her g.p's they're puffing out of her pants like a parachute!

-hey man,i think she's ready to go sky diving!
by michelle phillips December 08, 2007
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1: Don’t buy your ticket yet, we probably won’t be able to sit together then.
2: GP.
by ayoitswy February 10, 2018
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"Grind Penis"
you go to a party and scope out one HOT guy and if you 1)dance with him 2) kiss him 3) hit home base you have officially gp'ed the guy
"man how was that party last week?"
"it was unreal, i gp'ed this hot college guy"
"attta girl!"

"are you going to semi tonight?"
" oh yes i have to gp tonight!"
by agoshawks August 25, 2009
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GP is a acronym for group poop or group pee. It is when a group of some kind dumps their load together. Most of the time during the group poop there are other activities the group participate in. For example talking, laughing, fighting, holding hands, kicking others while they are peeing in a urinal and making them pee on the wall etc.
Person 1: GP guys!!!
The boys: YESSSSS!!!
Person 1: I have a taser!
Person 2: Oh no.
Person 3: I’m not surprised but you have my interest.
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