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Acronym for Good Luck U Bitch (or bastard)
Her: I'm leaving you. Him: GLUB
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 17, 2020
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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A girl that you meet at a club and realize upon further inspection that she is not as attractive as you first thought.
Guy 1: Dude, I started dancing with this hot girl, then when we left the club, I realized she was a total glub.

Guy 2: Man, you got glubbed bad.

Guy 1: And get this, as we were leaving, I realized none of the girls were as attractive as they looked in the club. It was truly a glubfest of epic proportions.
by Runner1245 January 24, 2011
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*falls into pool* Aah I can't swi--m-aa *glub glub*
by foocha-kyo September 24, 2007
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Also known as "The Great God Glub", this elder deity is revered by old denizens of alt.tasteless and citizens of the darker bowers of the internet.
Pierre is the Prophet of the Great God Glub.
by Sergeant Zeno April 24, 2005
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