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GLUB
Acronym for Good Luck U Bitch (or bastard)
Her: I'm leaving you. Him: GLUB
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 17, 2020
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IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM
Abbreviation for:

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK
Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing ma—
Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!
by Callmemaybe69 May 14, 2021
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Glub
A girl that you meet at a club and realize upon further inspection that she is not as attractive as you first thought.
Guy 1: Dude, I started dancing with this hot girl, then when we left the club, I realized she was a total glub.

Guy 2: Man, you got glubbed bad.

Guy 1: And get this, as we were leaving, I realized none of the girls were as attractive as they looked in the club. It was truly a glubfest of epic proportions.
by Runner1245 January 24, 2011
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The sound one makes whilst drowning
*falls into pool* Aah I can't swi--m-aa *glub glub*
by foocha-kyo September 24, 2007
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glubs
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The proper pronunciation for the word gloves according to black people in the city of Baltimore, Maryland.
Yo nigga its cold as a bitch out hurr waiting on this number 8.

Yeah my nig, lemme go grab my glubs, so we go up Greenmount and get some Tyrones chicken.
by abwf February 01, 2010
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Glub
A Giel and/or an Angel
You are such a glub, glub.
by fokbo June 05, 2013
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Also known as "The Great God Glub", this elder deity is revered by old denizens of alt.tasteless and citizens of the darker bowers of the internet.
Pierre is the Prophet of the Great God Glub.
by Sergeant Zeno April 24, 2005
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