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Global is a television network in Canada and it is the biggest horseshit opperation I have ever seen in my life. I am A canadian but I am fortunate enough to live in a place as nice as Windsor Ontario where I have access to Detroit TV which is only one mile away.

Global is that main reason why Canada has no sense of identity and is another example of people from Toronto trying to act like they are a world class American city like New York. The only thing Global produces is news and in that all they try to focus on is bullshit about how they love their diversity. All for primetime they do is re-broadcast american shows like the simpsons, family guy, american dad and malcomb in the middle. They even show scummy brainrotting shit like fear factor and american idol. It is no wonder that the young people from the Toronto area and Ottawa are just a bunch of ignorant maple suckers that think they are smarter than americans.

The gayest thing they do is they put Canadian commercials into the superbowl and they bluescreen in blue screen images of adds into the stadiums when they brodcast football games.

Support qulity television and watch CBC, TVO, BBC or PBS.
Stupid prep from Richmond Hill: Like lets so totally watch fear factor on global. Then i'll enroll in pyschology at McGill because i'm a empty headed moron and I think psychology is a real science.

Ottawa idiot: Wow I am so original for watching family guy even though it was introduced in the United States in 1998.

Educated Canadian: Man oh man. I wish my fellow Canadians wern't such morons. I guess i'll have to move to England or the USA so I can recieve my fix of stimulation.
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The name of a currency that has been propose to replace all the other currencies in the nations of the world the same way the euro has replaced the currencies of europe and forming a global common market similar to the european common market.
You owe me five globals.
by Deep blue 2012 September 04, 2010
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Synonym for Successful. Achieving success with style and elegance on any scale.

GLOBAL is not just a word, but a lifestyle.

Individuals who are GLOBAL tend to feel like they're destined to be successful or can see themselves being successful. GLOBAL is when achieving success becomes a lifestyle.
MS: Yo, F£MY's new song is too lit!!
T: Trust me, he's going GLOBAL for sure!
by thecoziestboi January 27, 2019
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To be known widely across a certain area; someone who is known by a lot of people
That's Amanda, she's global
by lauratheexplora February 11, 2019
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