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God-Like Figurism: The belief that paths in life are neither governed by fate, nor by your humanly efforts, but rather by secret deals made with the God-Like Figure.
by ytruly August 28, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Short for good luck fuck. Particularly useful before job interviews, big exams, and other life-altering events. Encourages relaxation and eases test anxiety.
by kuyagj March 30, 2011
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A shortening of the group Gnome Liberation Front who stole gnomes and wrecked havoc in France. Also known as Garden Gnome Liberation Front. They insisted that gnomes should be freed and that keeping them "hostage" in your backyard was like torture. I mean, seriously.
Did you hear about that time when the GLF took that gnome, hung it from a bridge, and called it suicide? It was on CNN!
by Anila June 28, 2005
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Used in MMOs similar to LFG (Looking For Group). GLF (Group Looking For) is used when searching for a specific class of player.
7/8 GLF Monk
by Griff2 March 03, 2009