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Generic London Black Guy
A typical black person who can be found in the London area, can usually be seen on You Tube rap videos pretending to sell drugs. Can also found in loitering in university libraries making excessive noise and attracting attention. This behavior can also be displayed on public transport by playing distasteful music while lying to their friends about how much money they make.
Distinctive characteristics include; fake designer belts these are often mis-worn around neck & other body parts, bad use of the English language, even though England is their country of origin, fake designer sunglasses are also part of the uniform which they find intimidating.
A typical black person who can be found in the London area, can usually be seen on You Tube rap videos pretending to sell drugs. Can also found in loitering in university libraries making excessive noise and attracting attention. This behavior can also be displayed on public transport by playing distasteful music while lying to their friends about how much money they make.
Distinctive characteristics include; fake designer belts these are often mis-worn around neck & other body parts, bad use of the English language, even though England is their country of origin, fake designer sunglasses are also part of the uniform which they find intimidating.
"GLBG riding a bus home after a throughly unproductive day 'studying' at one of Britians worst educational institutions. He wares his fake Louis Vuiton belt as a necklace, he has his Blackberry phone in one hand, in the other his iPhone on which he is engaged in a very loud conversation.
"yeeeah FAM lke I woz saying yeh.
Manz made lke ten bagz on dis AC ting last week
obviouslllyy yeh manz got 2 go south shoot dis little
music ting, got dat covass ready and couple yatz
are gunna come tru on da ting stilll
But manz gotta go yard first borrow a hot score off my
mums for cab cause manz gotta little cash flow problem
right now ya get ME?
"
"
"yeeeah FAM lke I woz saying yeh.
Manz made lke ten bagz on dis AC ting last week
obviouslllyy yeh manz got 2 go south shoot dis little
music ting, got dat covass ready and couple yatz
are gunna come tru on da ting stilll
But manz gotta go yard first borrow a hot score off my
mums for cab cause manz gotta little cash flow problem
right now ya get ME?
"
"
by Trident October 22, 2012
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011