A popular Twitch streamer who's known for slaughtering stupid little Agathan men with advanced parry-spin matrix drag attacks with max FOV in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. He now plays the dying game Mordhau and Mount and Blade with one hand whilst simultaneously vaping in the other.

The "Programmer" Era:

- Taught noobs how to play Chiv.
- Who tf cares really.

The "Mustache" Era:

- Has epic streams and videos of Mordhau.
- Shows his girlfriend off to the rest of us lonely virgins.
- Keeps the majority of the pro players playing Mordhau.
- Still vapes like a smoke machine.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."