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G.I.L.W.A.D, similar to milf Short for Grampa I'd let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, then fuck them till I cum silicone.
by Eggatha March 01, 2007
Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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Gilwad is an acronym which stands for ‘Grandpa I’d Let Wine And Dine Me, Pay For Bigger Breast Implants, And Then Fuck Them Until I Come Silicone’. This term was first mentioned in the film Another Gay Movie.
Buffy: “Dude’s a fucking Gilwad, girl.”
Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”
Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”
Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”
Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”
Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”
Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”
Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”
Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”
by Lorenzo Kinderfeld August 04, 2007