Garbage In; Garbage Out

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

the output is no better than the input (from garbage in garbage out)

"Garbage in Gospel out" is a more recent expansion of the acronym "Garbage in Garbage out". It is a sardonic comment on the tendency to put excessive trust in "computerized" data, and on the propensity for individuals to blindly accept what the computer says. Because the data goes through the computer, people tend to believe it (from wikipedia)

Literally: Short for gigolo. Describes basically a male person.

Can be used:

1. to greet a fellow gigo

2. to express great emotion while talking to a fellow gigo

3. to talk about one or more fellow gigos, especially ones you don't know

IMPORTANT: Horribly offensive when used by females!!!