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stands for: Grazing Area Above Penis
Mike: Dude, Ivik, my GAAP feels like a rusty penny.
Ivik: Oh man I hate when that happens. Its almost worse than an itchy asshole..
Mike: Oh I know it roach. Itchy asshole def sucks a lot, but an itchy GAAP seriously feels worse than getting punched in the spleen by Liam.
Ivik: Liam
Mike: Scotch on the rocks with a lemony twist...
Ivik: Made by Liam
Mike: Let's party DANIIIDE with Crane and our itchy GAAPS.
Ivik: And snuggies
by trotis January 20, 2009
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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stands for: Generally Accepted Accounting Practices
Anyone who works in accounting follows the GAAP
by KingdomGone January 31, 2007
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Collective noun: All of the people; the general public; "they"
Gaap flock to the supermarket every Saturday morning at exactly 10am.
by Wim Wheed August 27, 2011
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Potential hire: What’s the policy on PTO?
Hiring manager : We have implemented the GAAP. Take whatever time you need as long as your work I’d done.
by mlrtime August 13, 2020
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