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Aka Gundam.
Something you should stop obsessing over because no matter what, they won't be able to rape you.

Since "gunnie" is too weird to be used (and believe me, gundam is serious shit), G"undie" is used. Undie as in: 1)Sexy underwear fetish 2)Un-die, because Mr. Wine-lover thinks he's dying in 2012 (what an uneducated bastard!) and he probably needs zombies to survive, or just simply wants to become pre-Messiah.
Me: Yo g"undie"!

Winey: say it one more time and I'm blocking you! >.<

Me: you know you love me, you know you care, I'll kill a gundie and you'll still be there! <3
by Lestrange DeVange September 17, 2011
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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