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contraction of "Geoff Fresh", or "Geoffrey Fresh", sometimes used as G (Fresh), it is used as a nom de plume to indicate a strong tongue-in-cheek response or recommendation or assignment or attribution to the author, one who is named "Geoff" or "Geoffrey". One can also use a mitigated version, as in "G (fresher than most)". The usages are an intellectualization of Geoff's emotional or intentional states of mind when presented as a salutation and authorship.
In a letter to a friend, example:
(discussing Apple's new phone product release)
What do you mean, "almost complete"?
Hell, they're sucking out your bodily fluids while you sleep for their alien experiments... Pretty soon, you'll wake up and say, " Steve IS my savior, no one else maketh me to lie down in green pastures..."
What is next? Perhaps the latest Apple 'next great thing'? A smart TV? .... Electrode implantation?
You just need to clone the whole family for the almighty fruit, blessed be it! Apple suite of products for everyone!!
I genuflect in the direction of Cupertino,
G fresh
(discussing Apple's new phone product release)
What do you mean, "almost complete"?
Hell, they're sucking out your bodily fluids while you sleep for their alien experiments... Pretty soon, you'll wake up and say, " Steve IS my savior, no one else maketh me to lie down in green pastures..."
What is next? Perhaps the latest Apple 'next great thing'? A smart TV? .... Electrode implantation?
You just need to clone the whole family for the almighty fruit, blessed be it! Apple suite of products for everyone!!
I genuflect in the direction of Cupertino,
G fresh
by QPower December 09, 2011
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020