Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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To feel real good...you feel like you're high but you can still move around and you forget stuff alot.
Brit- Are we fuzzed?

me- yeah dude.......we're fuzzed...i can't remember my last name.
by Metalx6 August 01, 2007
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A mix between being buzzed and f**ked up
Man... Those beers got me fuzzed.
by klogs19 April 17, 2014
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to be faded and buzzed at the same time

(faded) to be high
(buzzed) a lightly drunk feeling

by Trevib December 03, 2007
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when you have bought a pre-owned video game only to recieve a scratshed disk that ends up overheating your system, blowing it to pieces, burning your house down and finally leaving you homeless. Cos the staff at eb games cant be bothered to check the damn disks before they sell them so you buy a scratched disk that dont work for $10 just to save some paper . REMEBER KIDS PREOWNED SUCKS.
"have you played the new GTA yet"
"sort of, couldn't afford the full $40 so I bought it preowned, hit me in the face though I got fuzzed"
"Dont worry dude mi casa e su casa"
by snakeeyes July 29, 2006
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To have the Buzz Fuct right out of you.. Drunk to Sober. When the sex you have just had was either so good or bad that you completely lost your buzz.
Why yes officer I did have 2 cosmos, But no worries, I was fuzzed right before I left.
by TheJon18880 March 01, 2011
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