When your best friends says "I think you act retarded. Not retarded in a mentally disabled way, but in a extremely stupid way."

And you reply "Man you're future-proofin so hard right now, just to not get called out by friends for saying the R word like that in 2021"

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz