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n. - A person who has in his/her possession incriminating pics or video of another. This person now has the power to kill your future (jobs, promotions, significant others).
1. Billy Bob: Dang Jethro, Earl is showin' everybody that picture of you with that sheep at the last company picnic - aint no way yur gitten that promotion to janitor now!
Jethro: Yeah, Earl sure is a future killer.
2. Monique: Hey Kathleen, did you know somebody took a picture of you with your dog and is posting it all over school?
Kathleen: I know, I have to find out who the future killer is before that pic hits the internet!
Jethro: Yeah, Earl sure is a future killer.
2. Monique: Hey Kathleen, did you know somebody took a picture of you with your dog and is posting it all over school?
Kathleen: I know, I have to find out who the future killer is before that pic hits the internet!
by Macnanimous February 16, 2010
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020