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Origin: Ancient Oggithan
(foo-ton-lahyf) Noun.

The consistent choice of sleeping on a comfy, spacious futon over an 8ft tall lofted bed. (Synonyms: life, dormlife, chill)

*Note: Not to be confused with Futonfan, Futoncoitus, Lovesaclife.
My futonlife has flourished since I arrived at college.
by Futon4Life December 06, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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