The act of shitting on a bitch’s futon because the whore kicked you out of her bed, while wearing footsie pajamas. The worse part, you were too drunk to remember to pull down your pants, so you shit yourself.
Yo, I went to my whore's place last night and the bitch was wearing footsie pajamas and kicked me out of her fucking bed. I was so pissed I tried to shit on her futon but I shit my pants. I can't believe I'm a Futon Pooper!
by Footsie PJ March 19, 2011
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A magical place that becomes less comfortable over time.
Futon World is not a good place to live for an extended period of time.
by stratfx300 September 07, 2007
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Noun. A Thug Futon is a drink that is made with Vernors and Blue Bunny Vanilla Ice Cream. A true thug will sip this from a mug or wine glass.
Yo dawg whatcha drinkin?

Yo this is my Thug Futon.
by Da man Bo Jengles January 02, 2012
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The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.
"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter

"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds

"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan
by dirtysokz3883 June 28, 2007
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When a relationship is functional but not comfortable it's a futon relationship. You know you rather be in a bed.
"Did you see Sally and Billy together last night?"
"Yeah, looks like they're in a futon relationship."
by Aimditto September 29, 2015
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A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky
Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.
by LlSS April 21, 2008
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fu-ton. v. to take an attractive member of the opposite sex to one's futon for sexual purposes.
I think I'm finally going to futon this guy I've been seeing, tonight!
by Caro July 19, 2004
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