the sitting furniture in your room/ dorm room where your friends can sit and hang out. Also, it is a make out spot for people as well.
Ashley: It was an intresting night last night.

Me: What happened?

Ashley: My roommate had sex with her boyfriend on the futon.
by johnashmore October 16, 2009
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A style of bedding with a folding wooden base and cotton-stuffed mattress the name of which sounds like a poshed-up version of an activity that often takes place upon it.
I was Fu'd on my futon or
I was fucked on my fucked-on
by Gwiwer57 August 14, 2012
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A word that when spoken with a slight french accent gives the same appeal as the word 'Sex'.... Or even 'Sexy'
Ollie: Oooo j'adore futon

Becki: Mmmm you're overly futony
by Beckiiiiiii August 10, 2010
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A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.
"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"
by CorgisDie February 06, 2017
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To be head shot in team fortress 2.

or 1 shot in most other video games.
that dude just futoned my whole team!
by Chaoticminded August 25, 2010
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"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"

"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"
by niggins August 10, 2007
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