Urban Dictionary: Futarded

Another word for "fucking retarded". ;

"Holy jizum. Denise is so Futarded."

by Flying Cupcakes July 07, 2009

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an abbreviation of fucking retard! Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason and is borderline retarded.

Also see futarded

Abby - HA HA did you just see that it was so funny
Dion - No abby your futarded, plants growing is not funny.

by diobby April 04, 2010

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conjunction originally meaning FUcking reTARD. usually used with assbag

That futard assbag just kicked me in the nuts.

by Justin Jacobs January 02, 2004

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1. a fucking retard
2. a really dumb person

Wow, did he just walk right into a fat guy's belly button? What a futard.

by losergrl March 16, 2008

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Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason.

Abbreviation of F*cking Retard

My god you are such a Futard, you can't even open child proof locks!

by M240871 August 12, 2005

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Full retard. Paralyzed during orgasm.

During my orgasm I went FuTard

by Martinj8 June 13, 2019

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