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This is a word that can be use as the 'f word' if you would like, or just shouted in random for absolutely no reason for comedic purposes or even an exclamation of joy or anger or whatever emotion you want, maybe your sad just say futage to feel happy, maybe your angry, just exclaim futage to relieve that anger. Futage is a very versatile and fickle word. It can be used as an insult also.

Pronunciation:
The 'fut' part is pronounced like cut
and the 'age' part is pronounced like 'uj'
So 'fut-age'
What the futage.
Wow you futage.
Oh man my mum just died, why??! FUTAGE!!!
FUTAGE!!!
by FutageKing March 25, 2019
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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