when a man saves up at least .5L of nut and heats it up in the microwave and dumps it on an unsuspecting female victim
Kyle: yoo bruh what did u end up doin w that bitch
Gerald: everything was goin well until i dropped the wet furnace, then she up and left
by fuckaduckinthebutt June 27, 2019
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A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.
This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.

That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
by mattyw August 28, 2004
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I cannot afford a conventional source of heat and therefore must resort to a Brooklyn Furnace.
by Needles February 17, 2004
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It’s type of humour which is beyond “dark humour”. It’s usually used between friends on same wave length and sense of humour.
Hey Bro! Ready for some furnace humour joke?
Yo! Man bring it on!
“You know what’s difference between Jew and pizza?”

Uh no mate!

“Pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven!”

Oh mate that’s some furnace humour ! We will end up in hell!
by voyceboy April 19, 2018
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Three Hungarian men shoving they're dicks in a whores bottom
Come on Jon they're preforming the Hungarian Furnace on you're sister
by TheHelpingHand January 30, 2017
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An attempted dutch oven that results in an accidental follow through.
I thought I'd suprise her with a dutch oven, she got more than she bargained for however when it wasn't just smelly air that came out as I held her under the sheets. YES Dutch Furnace
by Serisiak June 12, 2006
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