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Drinking and doing cocaine just enough to be late for work enough times that they fire you.
Todd just couldn’t stop drinking and doing coke so he ended up getting furlowed from the store.
by Tigerzebra October 27, 2020
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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