Haley Merlino? The one from Lenape High school? Yeah , she's a funt.
You my dear friend , are a funt.
You my dear friend , are a funt.
by Funts December 11, 2010
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by ANON June 20, 2003
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by grock February 19, 2005
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by harambeisdead March 06, 2017
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A funt is the abbreviated form of the phrase "fat cunt". It is used in hostile situations and is a dense, multi-faceted , gender-neutral and highly effective insult. Men can be funts; women too. It shocks the recipient into pitiful self-recognition and can injure them psychically, making it a sort of delicious "tactical nuke" favored by the truly verbally brutal looking to land that knock-out blow.
Listen, ya FUNT. You've never had a pretty day in your life, you've shit several pups and now you want to start World War Three with the store manager because they stopped selling your favorite baked goods. Maybe you should just leave and walk home, getting those bulbous labia some badly needed exercise!! ...Oh shit, I thought you were a lady , Mister President !
by joedaprogramma December 26, 2018
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Kamala Harris is America’s Funt!
by Eastsidesteve November 07, 2020
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America’s cool aunt, a fun aunt — I call that a ‘funt’ — the kind of funt that will give you weed but then arrest you for weed. Can I win the presidency? Probably not, I dunno. Can I successfully seduce a much younger man, you better funtin’ believe it.”
by Eastsidesteve November 07, 2020
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