by grock February 19, 2005
The feeling of regret and anger one experiences at a restaurant when the meal arrives for a fellow diner that is obviously a much better choice than your own.
by DudeBilly April 20, 2017
noun.
compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".
The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".
The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
"Omg, Michael is such a funt."
"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"
"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"
"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"
"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"
"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"
"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"
"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
by Timotheus December 14, 2005
A shortened way to say "funny vagina"
Can be used both as an insult or a compliment depending on the context.
Can be used both as an insult or a compliment depending on the context.
by pixelzombie July 29, 2010
Everything, or anything that you would like it to be, it can be used in any situatuion, or any decision-making that occurs.
by Ericky January 05, 2008