May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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noun.
compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".
The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".
The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
"Omg, Michael is such a funt."
"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"
"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"
"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"
"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"
"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"
"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"
"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
by Timotheus December 14, 2005
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Paul: look at that funt over there texting during a movie!
Lenny: let's kick his fucking ass!
Paul: but not because of his race.
Lenny: shit dude, why would you throw that into the mix? Now it'll feel racist to kick his ass.
Paul: I just want to make sure we're on the same page. This is only because of the texting thing, right?
Lenny: it was at first, but fuck dude, you went and made it all political. I don't even want to kick his ass now.
Paul: well that's quite the conundrum, isn't it?
Lenny: how do you mean?
Paul: just think about it; now we're NOT kicking his ass because he's black. We're essentially back where we started.
Lenny: so what now?
Paul: I don't know Lenny, but we have to do something.
Lenny: hear me out... what say we do kick his ass, but the whole time we're doing it, we stress that it's because he's a douchebag, not because he's black.
Paul: brilliant. But we should probably stop talking to each other now, considering we're in a theatre.
Lenny: that's smart, you're smart.
Lenny: let's kick his fucking ass!
Paul: but not because of his race.
Lenny: shit dude, why would you throw that into the mix? Now it'll feel racist to kick his ass.
Paul: I just want to make sure we're on the same page. This is only because of the texting thing, right?
Lenny: it was at first, but fuck dude, you went and made it all political. I don't even want to kick his ass now.
Paul: well that's quite the conundrum, isn't it?
Lenny: how do you mean?
Paul: just think about it; now we're NOT kicking his ass because he's black. We're essentially back where we started.
Lenny: so what now?
Paul: I don't know Lenny, but we have to do something.
Lenny: hear me out... what say we do kick his ass, but the whole time we're doing it, we stress that it's because he's a douchebag, not because he's black.
Paul: brilliant. But we should probably stop talking to each other now, considering we're in a theatre.
Lenny: that's smart, you're smart.
by Papa No-touch November 21, 2016
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A substitute curse word for "fuck" and "cunt", used by the population of the fictional European city 'Download' in Britain's 2000 AD comic series "Sinister Dexter".
Variant terms: "smugfunt", "funtwipe".
Variant terms: "smugfunt", "funtwipe".
by Robert Beech February 11, 2008