The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.
He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.
He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.
Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020
by stringz1 June 15, 2020
Full name: Funky Uranus Congo Kong (F.U.C.K.)
The awesome ape companion of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, who first made an appearance in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES. Allows the player to play certain minigames to gain extra lives and banana coins.
Funky also appears in Mario Kart Wii as an unlockable character. Considered the fastest overall racer in the game and is used to complete most time trials.
The awesome ape companion of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, who first made an appearance in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES. Allows the player to play certain minigames to gain extra lives and banana coins.
Funky also appears in Mario Kart Wii as an unlockable character. Considered the fastest overall racer in the game and is used to complete most time trials.
by DKsDownBInTheAir June 21, 2009
Doesn't abide by the rules, opting to use an F1 engine in a kart race.
However, he's emotionally intelligent, helping out his main monkeys in times of need.
However, he's emotionally intelligent, helping out his main monkeys in times of need.
by JPLangley July 19, 2019
To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.
by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017
by ShadowLink3D April 26, 2021
by bit125 June 18, 2021