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"Yo, I'm gonna Funk Blast this girl in the face so hard it'll leave a dent."
"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."
"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."
by Funk Blaster July 16, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018