couchie that looks like literal fungi, like it has to be stank, mushy, creamy, just mad tbh. and if she has one then dip my brotha ...

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

Pussy that looks like fungi