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An all-night strobe light filled celebration of the life of a lost one. Frequently funeraves include cheesy yet somber (see terrorcore) trance music, glow sticks, black clothing (which sets the somber tone of the evening by not reacting so vividly to black lights), refreshments, a eulogy delivered by Armin Van Buuren, and the various array of substances that may have contributed to the (untimely) demise of the person being mourned.
Ralph: Hey Megan. Are you going to church at 5:00?
Megan: No, I went to a funerave last night and fufilled my Sunday obligation. After hearing something from the Gospel of Mark and Psalm 23, the X started flowing. They were in the shape of caskets! It was so sad, and totttally ballin' outta control.
Megan: No, I went to a funerave last night and fufilled my Sunday obligation. After hearing something from the Gospel of Mark and Psalm 23, the X started flowing. They were in the shape of caskets! It was so sad, and totttally ballin' outta control.
by hiphopodyssey December 31, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011