a very large six-sided vibrator with jagged ends and suction cups.

single man with no children who smells like funky cheeses

a female uncle

A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.

A fun uncle

A word my cousin created for individuals to use when referring to a “fun uncle”

fake uncle(usually close family friend)