A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
by Gigantical chaddit August 25, 2022
A South Floridian father who lives to surprise and entertain his young children, while sharing his passions for fast cars, travel, exotic animals, and the movies Scarface and Cocaine Cowboys.
Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.
by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023
by simp4men123 May 31, 2021
The feeling of guilt during or after having a great time in your personal life amidst very terrible conditions for many other people that are broadcasting suffering on social media; such as evacuation from a fire, or homeless after a severe hurricane.
I just had the best time seeing the Village People at Bottlerock music festival! But today, I have a case of fun guilt after seeing so many miserable people escaping fires and floods all week.
by surfrunner September 9, 2021
Adam: Hey, have you played Wii Sports Club?
Gary Bob Saget: I would but the spine is not a fun little event.
Adam: Are you talking about the game in general?
Gary Bob Saget: No, just the spine.
Adam: What the fuck?
Gary Bob Saget: Wha?
Adam: You won't play a game because of the spine?
Gary Bob Saget: yea.
Gary Bob Saget: I would but the spine is not a fun little event.
Adam: Are you talking about the game in general?
Gary Bob Saget: No, just the spine.
Adam: What the fuck?
Gary Bob Saget: Wha?
Adam: You won't play a game because of the spine?
Gary Bob Saget: yea.
by CombsRKewl September 30, 2020
by ZyVerus February 17, 2021