Sorry guys I spent all my fun tickets on that lap dance.(when it's your turn to buy a round)

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

Woody is so choice, he handed me a fun ticket before the game last night.

Bryan and John this is Rooster, I threw that transvestite an extra fun ticket to let me suck her cock after she fucked me in the ass!