The plastic part of an alcohol bottle at the spurt that controls the flow of alcohol into your mouth.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

the plastic contraption that is placed inside the tip of liquor bottles to regulate its flow of contents (the fun).

people often remove the funstopper to pour their liquor of choice at a much faster rate, causing a better time for everybody.

cops, pigs, filth, the law.