Urban Dictionary: Fummed

Fummed

When you fart and cum at the same time making the experience even nastier.

Bro! I totally Fummed her last night. She puked.

by ISUNick March 29, 2011

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Fum, Fum, Fum

1.The title of a spanish song.
2. A slang term for sex

Tom and Ann when to go Fum, Fum, Fum

by Sollymander123 December 10, 2008

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Fum

Chum is fum. Also, fum is chum. Krabby patties may also be fum. Coined from the television series, SpongeBob SquarePants.

"This chum is disgusting, but with a catchy slogan like 'Chum is Fum,' you can't go wrong!" Fred Fish.

by DolphinJumper July 19, 2009

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Fumming

The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.

Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!

by Hammer of Jesus March 02, 2020

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fum

the type of female that acts like they are better than other girls but are just a dumb cunt and is a hoor

have you seen sharkisha, she's a fum

by hot_but_at_hot October 24, 2019

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Fumming

The act of farting and having semen come out because the person had just had anal sex.

After the anal sex scene, the actress ate some beans and started fumming to clean out her asshole.

by Luke the Snook May 18, 2011

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