when a man is so inebriated that he does not have a firm grasp on his cock during a lengthy urination, which leads to the aforementioned fumbling of the cock, piss spraying in all directions, and normally damp pants and a small puddle on the bathroom floor
by I Need Velcro November 16, 2010
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When you are Caught on the Fumble and you suddenly find a very convenient excuse or distraction to avoid answering giving a stupid or negative answer that could lead to a lot of trouble.
Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) I managed to Dodge the Fumble right there, John...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) I managed to Dodge the Fumble right there, John...
by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009
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A fumble six is the occurrence in American Football when the offensive player fumbles the ball, and a defensive player picks up the ball and returns it for a touchdown. Hence the six, for a touchdown is worth six points.
Ex 1: Dude I destroyed you in Madden 12! I got like 5 fumble sixes!
Ex 2: The highlight of the player's career was when he got a fumble six.
Ex 2: The highlight of the player's career was when he got a fumble six.
by FUMBLE SIX! March 03, 2012
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When a guy is fingering a girl and he is so bad at it that he slips it in to hard and fast or Pushes to hard it becomes painful and uncomfortable for the female so much so she actually has to have him stop! A girl only has to have this happen once to never let him try that again!
Amy: So how was your night with Benny?
Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..
Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!
Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..
Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!
by Forevr Fun 'N" Faithful August 29, 2009
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when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success
by cockdickshittitbastard November 20, 2009
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The act of masturbating and spreading one's semen around the shaft and head of the penis as to lubricate it suffciently enough for round two.
Tyler: "Hey dude what's-Holy shit, your totally using your own semen as lubricant for round two!"
David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!
David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!
by gsepfalz January 08, 2011
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