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I bought my girlfriend an iPod for her birthday, which should earn me quite a few fumble tokens.
by Dave Kr February 01, 2007
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When on the Bumble dating app, accidentally swiping right on a guy you have zero interest in.
Got on Bumble before coffee and made a Bumble fumble.
by Taigress August 02, 2018
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When you reach into a bag of snack mix and the pieces keep sliding out of your fingers so you end up touching every single piece of the snack mix
I'd stay away from that bowl of nuts, I totally saw Jim sneeze in his hand and then snack fumble.
by DrDiggleDuggle January 16, 2017
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A bad freshman year dating experience, generally freshman year of college.
Friend: “Oo who is that, he’s cute.”
Other friend: “Yeah, I already did that. He was my freshman fumble... I wouldn’t recommend him.”
by Mopatt October 05, 2018
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The Foley fumble is a two-part maneuver: While standing at the foot of the bed, having sex with a spread-eagle internet hook-up, you accidentally lose control of your bowels and drop a deuce on her bedroom floor. To correct this mistake, you quickly kick it under her bed before she can notice. You continue pumping away until you’re finished, then go home, leaving the log for her to find the next morning.

This move was pioneered by Christopher “Kidd Chris” Foley, popular radio show host.

Other names for this maneuver include the Syracuse Sneak, Sacramento Surprise, Loveland Log Roll, and Portland Pump & Dump.
Wayne: “Last night I met this robust woman off AOL, and in the middle of giving it to her I pulled a Foley fumble.”
Lenny:”What in the blazing blue hell is that?!”
Wayne:”I shat on the floor, then kicked it under the bed. She never knew!”
Lenny:” So it’s like a fumble in the NFL, but in this case, you don’t want to end up with the brown object in the end.”
by TheCanon13 September 27, 2017
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