Urban Dictionary: Fum

Fum

A word to describe something thats fluffyness is so intense, you can feel it just by looking. Can be used to describe absolutely anything.

1. Douche Bag: Dude.. you're friggin fat.

Innocent Awesome Person: I'm not fat, I'm FUM!

2. Charles: Dude! I just saw the fumest walrus EVER!

Bert: Oh did your mom walk by?

Charles: No. Yours did.

3. Trixy: O mah gaw! My vest is sooo fluffy!

Alex: .... Your vocabulary sucks. The word's fum. Tard.

by ThePwnTurkey October 10, 2010

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the shiny part on a bald person's head where light reflects off it, often enabeling a reflection to be seen

Person 1: Hey check out that bald dude!

Person 2: I can't, the light from his fum hurts my eyes.

by Morgasm1441 July 31, 2008

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Front Bum - see fop

check out the fum on that skank

by byt October 27, 2002

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Fum is when you fart on a cum stain.

Tommy- yo Caden ima play a meme song *farts oops I just made a fum

by Crazyrazor April 21, 2021

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FUM is an acronym for Fucked Up Mess

There was a big accident on the interstate, it was a FUM.

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FUMS (v.) - to Fuck Up Mad Shit, as in partake in epic adventures, heroic treks, and the like. Usually takes place at the deli, the library, the bowling alley, or the woods. May involve a lifetime movie or two along with an impromptu drinking game. May also involve "starting shit."

"What do you wanna do tonight?"
"FUMS, duh"

by MASTER FUMSER April 06, 2010

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when you got “Fuck U Money” and buy shit you don’t need or lose money and don’t care if you make it back

“The G4 was repossessed hahahahahahahaha don’t they know I got FUM???

by KySi February 25, 2021

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