by POGESTOFCHAMPS August 30, 2021
A word to describe something thats fluffyness is so intense, you can feel it just by looking. Can be used to describe absolutely anything.
1. Douche Bag: Dude.. you're friggin fat.
Innocent Awesome Person: I'm not fat, I'm FUM!
2. Charles: Dude! I just saw the fumest walrus EVER!
Bert: Oh did your mom walk by?
Charles: No. Yours did.
3. Trixy: O mah gaw! My vest is sooo fluffy!
Alex: .... Your vocabulary sucks. The word's fum. Tard.
Innocent Awesome Person: I'm not fat, I'm FUM!
2. Charles: Dude! I just saw the fumest walrus EVER!
Bert: Oh did your mom walk by?
Charles: No. Yours did.
3. Trixy: O mah gaw! My vest is sooo fluffy!
Alex: .... Your vocabulary sucks. The word's fum. Tard.
by ThePwnTurkey October 11, 2010
by Sollymander123 December 11, 2008
by fum fum October 8, 2023
The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.
Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!
Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!
Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!
Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!
Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!
Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!
Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!
by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020
the type of female that acts like they are better than other girls but are just a dumb cunt and is a hoor
by hot_but_at_hot October 24, 2019
by Luke the Snook May 19, 2011