Urban Dictionary: Fum

Fum

To release cum when farting.

I was at the store when I accidentally fummed in my pants.

by Vengermaximus August 07, 2011

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A fum is a musical instrument,consisting of a rubber band stretched across a cat's ass,and played with one's tongue.

"He couldn't win America's Got Talent,even if he played the fum while riding the unicycle nude!"

by evilstevil August 05, 2009

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Fum

When a male reaches orgasm and begins to ejackulate into their mate. Suddenly a uncontrollable release of gas from the anus is released with each ejackulate squirt.

Male: sorry babe. I fumed again.

Female: yea, that was weird.

by Nathanvancity February 25, 2014

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F.U.M

When you have enough money either won or saved to walk out of a situation typically at work. (i.e -- Fuck "U" Money)

I won enough F.U.M on the Derby, I don't need this fucking job anymore!

by triggerman May 03, 2008

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Fum

Basically how British people pronounce the word "fam".

Chav 1 - "m8 Arsenal focking sucks ya bloody mug".

Chav 2 - "U fockin wot fum?? I'll shank ya in ya gob fum, don't ever say that again fum, I'll break ya fockin neck fum".

by Homeless Chicken October 13, 2017

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Fucked Up Mess. comes from the saying that someone is a mess and a right state.

look at the state of him, what a fum. Also that website is a fum, where as www.rtcrew.co.uk is not

by Glyn September 07, 2004

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F.U.M.

Acronym, pronounced as "Fum", standing for "Fuck You Money". Meaning you have enough money to say to anyone "Fuck You" and not have any financial concern about it.

"How can you just quit your job like that? Seriously, you took a shit on the bosses desk, flipped the birds and walked out! What's wrong with you?"

"Just won the lottery man, I've got F.U.M.!"

by Biglittle March 12, 2009

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