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Chum is fum. Also, fum is chum. Krabby patties may also be fum. Coined from the television series, SpongeBob SquarePants.
"This chum is disgusting, but with a catchy slogan like 'Chum is Fum,' you can't go wrong!" Fred Fish.
by DolphinJumper July 19, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Fum is chum. Chum is fum.
Fum is what chum is made of.
Chum is what fum is made of.

Fum cannot live without Chum, while Chum cannot live without Fum.
Dude, I love chum in my fum!

But fum is chum, asshole.
by Dexxturz July 04, 2011
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Acronym of "Fucked-Up Man"

For use when:
a) Girlfriend dumps you for cheating with her cat. (wait... WTF?)
b) Caught stealing (free) unattended samples at the supermarket.
c) When you drink toilet water soup, made by your 4-year old.
... or whenever you get fucked (at school, while driving, on the mattress, etc.)
I am officially a fum.

God, he is such a fum.
by timmyaung July 20, 2010
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acronym for "fucking ugly motherfucker", can be used to describe an ugly person while in close range without them noticing the insult.
"Hey, Larry"
"What's up Billy?"

"See that F.U.M. sitting over there?"
"hell yeah. that's a FUM"
(SCREAMING)

F . U . M !
by BillynLarry2011 April 18, 2011
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the type of female that acts like they are better than other girls but are just a dumb cunt and is a hoor
have you seen sharkisha, she's a fum
by hot_but_at_hot October 24, 2019
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A fum is a fat ugly midget, it’s someone who is annoying or being annoying and is commonly used as an insult
Hey stop being such a fum

“OMG isabella and taryn are such fums
‘Yeah I know right, they’re such fat ugly midgets’
by Trinitystant August 31, 2020
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