Having a fully erect penis, usually in public or a social situation and it is REALLY obvious to everyone.
Guy A: Awh, I was so totally about to score with that chick. I'm going to go back over there and talk to her again.
Guy B: Dude, you can't!
Guy A: Why not?
Guy B: Check it out, you are fully torqued bro.
Guy A: Thanks for the save man.
Guy B: No prob, that's what friends are for.
Guy B: Dude, you can't!
Guy A: Why not?
Guy B: Check it out, you are fully torqued bro.
Guy A: Thanks for the save man.
Guy B: No prob, that's what friends are for.
by EagalHeart April 25, 2011
The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
being in a permanent state of jubilation and exuberance due to more than excessive amounts of alcohol.
JO: What did u dudes end up doing last night?
BOB: Well after we docked hard we got fully torqued and went surfing.
BOB: Well after we docked hard we got fully torqued and went surfing.
by St;p September 26, 2011
A funny weed word, like after you smoke a bunch of weed and crash into something, is a sign that your FULLY TORQUED
Dude one: Dude I just hit a gurl
Dude two: Yeah ur fucking torqued
Dude one: Fuck yeah, i'm fully torqued
Dude two: Yeah ur fucking torqued
Dude one: Fuck yeah, i'm fully torqued
by y3gy2gh4 December 03, 2019
A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.
*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok
by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019
by y3gy2gh4 December 03, 2019
May 24 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

