Traditional English breakfast consisting of: fried eggs, bacon, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding, fried bread and baked beans (optional).

Usually served with tea/coffee or pure orange juice.

Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel

The beautiful occasion wherein you recieve oral, vaginal, and anal sex all in the same evening. Based off of the colloquial term for "Full English Breakfast".

the most disguting breakfast ever, as served in greasey spoons.

makes you wish you order an ulster fryinstead1

Unkempt, untrimmed pubic hair

Certain sexual procedure only found in obscene circles. It involves getting a girl (or a guy i guess) getting them to open their mouth fully and then clingfilming the top. You then procede to poke the cling film in a little. Followed by turding on the clingfilm. You then follow up with ejaculating on the turd, and finally poking the "full english" into her/his mouth

The term given to receiving a 'Hot Lunch' first thing in the morning. See Hot Lunch.