I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Your bedsheets
mom-Son whe- IS THAT A FAG BAG FULL OF PISS!!!
you-UUUUUUUHHHHHHH NO!!!
that guy in it-Oh yes daddy it is.
your dad-we need some almond milk and normal milk, BYE BYE FUCKERS!!!
you-UUUUUUUHHHHHHH NO!!!
that guy in it-Oh yes daddy it is.
your dad-we need some almond milk and normal milk, BYE BYE FUCKERS!!!
by that svenne over there June 27, 2022
Now we've been every place between here and south Sioux
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together
-C.W. McCall
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together
-C.W. McCall
by Russellsroughneck May 11, 2023
by Steamshovel the Improbable January 26, 2008
That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.
Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!
by Englethrope B Squeebe December 28, 2007
He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.
by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004
My team is about as smart as a bag full of dead babies.
by BackEntryBananza August 6, 2010