having testicles full, not having ejaculated in a long time.

An ex-girlfriend that exhibits signs of clinging, late night drivebys, rumor-spreading.

An ex-girlfriend that actually has to get wheeled out of the building via stretcher and ambulance because she's so distraught.
Not once, but twice.

A strong cloth bag (such as burlap or denim) containing 3 or more motherfuckers, usually tied at the top with nylon rope.

feeling really shitty or hungover

a "three bags full" is the australian rhyming slang for a pull ie. masturbation. can also be shortened to "three bags"

Description applied to someone - male or female - with a less than pleasing physiognomy.