Shane: Refuses to eat something his wife cooked for Christmas dinner and passes her up on the Yuletide snu-snu as a result.

Shane’s son: You went full scroogetard... never go full scroogetard!

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak