1. A fucking retard.
2. One who lacks the social graces given to even the most rudimentary of mossy vegitation.
3. One who has lost all sense of reality whilst performing even the most menial of tasks.
"I believe James might be a fuktard."
by Leshiye March 16, 2005
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Someone who is so amazingly fucking retarded or stupid, it affects your ability to properly speak. Therefore your words run together, making it impossible to say both fucking+retarded, instead pronouncing fuktard. Someone who is at the apex of stupidity, with nothing greater to describe them.
You are a fuktard.

I cant believe this fuktard waited 30 minutes for a parking spot at the store.
by eviljessifer December 09, 2013
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fuktard: One who exihibits stupidity to the utmost extreme.
"What the fuck over? You fuckin' fuktard!
by *sbg* Snuffaluff May 16, 2004
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