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Hello sweetie, I know you are a lovely virginal Baptist girl, but would you be my FudgeMuppet tonight? It's my birthday by the way.
by Ottoh June 21, 2012
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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An adult male who secretly visits same-sex brothels, because he is too afraid to come out of the closet. Usually all of the fudgemuppets friends will be aware of his secret sexual preferences, without the fudgemuppet being aware that they've learned his secret.
Why won't Michael just come out of the closet? Everyone one knows his secret.
Did you hear? Scott is cheating on his wife with other men, he's a damn fudgemuppet!
Did you hear? Scott is cheating on his wife with other men, he's a damn fudgemuppet!
by SupremeLeaderWang October 26, 2017