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When you are wiping your arse using cheap poor quality toilet tissue and your finger penetrates the toilet tissue and goes straight up your arshole.

Once removed from your arshole the tissue appears to look like a tutu and the crap on the end of your finger looks like a hairdo. This resembles a Fairy.

A FUDGE HOLE FAIRY
Dude I had an enormous shit the other day and whilst I was wiping my arshole, my finger went straight through the cheap toilet roll and up my arshole. My finger looked like a little FUDGE HOLE FAIRY
by Dickie Rimmer June 19, 2016
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