Now first of all, you need to eat a couple handfulls of whole, un-chewed peanuts about 2 hours prior to game time. Now that you've prepared, your gonna wanna squat over a girls face and simultaneously cum down-wards onto her face while shitting peanut-shit, also onto her face.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.