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A stupid asswipe, who in addition to their wanton stupidity has a a severe superiority complex.
Often exemplified in the Baby Boomer generation, but a fuckwipe can be part of any race, gender, age group, or socioeconomic class.
See that guy screaming at the fast-food clerk for not giving him a senior discount? He's a total fuckwipe.
by Fedora Jack September 12, 2015
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A stupid dumbass that cannot think for themself. Someone that you have to spoonfeed through each step of any process.

Turn on the computer you fuck wipe.

Shirly blew our cover, stupid fuck wipe.
by PC HELP June 25, 2007
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an undesirable individual; someone of inferior intellect; often used following a grievous mistake.
jesus you're such a fuckwipe -- i don't have insurance.
by burn newncan February 15, 2005
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1.When your fraustrated becuase someone called you an asswipe ad you can think of anything better but to put fuck in front of wipe.
2.A moist towlet used to clean up an area were people have had sex
3.A person that cleans up seamen.
1.Bob:you are such an asswipe
Tim:Yah... well you are a fuckwipe
2.Ugh... Only a fuckwipe can clean this stain.
3.Where the hell is that fuckwipe? He should have cleaned this pillow a moment a go.
by L2L1 March 26, 2005
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A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.
Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.
by Gloucester Cunt July 03, 2020
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